Burial @ 4 foot or less.
We use a state of the art semi-sealed bag @ $15.
Custom burial chambers are available:
Wood @ $10.
Economy board @ $5.
Tin @ $15.
(Plus size over 10lbs extra!)
Tombstone @$65single/$110dbl
Engraved headstone: 00-00-yr
$2.extra per letter.
Cremation:
Outdoorsy oak @ $8.
Peaceful Pine @ $7.
Original burch @ $9.
Charcoal bricks @ $3.
Urn with remains @ $45.
Heavenly consumed @ $1.
Eulogy at internment:
$3.page.$2.for extra pages
$5. mailed to you or whoever
Mourners available @ $1.each
Certificates @ $5. mailed
Special stories @ $10. mailed
Submit cd or tape for music at service and it will be played and not returned so as to not remind you of fruitcake re-cycling and your emotional ties to it.
Placement service is $12. to a home/includes certificate.
(Include address and we will mail fruitcake and adoption papers to your choice of a fruitcake friend or to you)
*Send name and address
*Print in Capital letters.
Extra things on this site:
Child stories available
Homily book
Ipod and CD's (not yet)
Opinions on any topic: $6.for 3pages mailed
Transcripts on proven seminar points are $10 mailed for 3 or more pages:
>Safety for the older driver
>Driving Stealth for the teen
>Time for marriage and dating
>Pre-Marriage inventory
>Finding a real soul-mate
>Sabotaging a relationship
>Landscape driver safety
>Stress and stress management
>Meditation/Religious topics
>Prayers for Christians
>Spiritual Direction
>Original Children's stories
>What is life all about?
>Developing a fund raiser
>Working with a teen group
>Divorced/ Supportive ideas
>Weekend retreats/workshops
>Radio interview preparation
>Supersizing Homilies
>Becoming and Awesome speaker
>Writing "funny things"
>Crisis in your life
>School Bus/ Zone safety
>Becoming involved in issues
>Time Management/Running late
>Setting Goals
>Love/Hate solutions
>Learn to hug your children
>Developing circle of friends
>Sleep solutions for thinkers
>Too much on my mind
>Furniture refinishing
>Successful group outing idea
>Start clowning or a group
>Affirmation-leader advice
>Car and survival gear
>Starting over/single again
>Life insurance ideas
>Retire w/no plan from work
>Benediction ceremonies
>Who am I?
>Grief, Suffering and Loss
>Selecting retail employees
>Employee solutions
>Failure and rejection
>Writing a Valentine
>Funeral fund/solutions
>Charitable giving solutions
>Relaxing Techniques/ideas
>Working with children ideas
>Healing and Forgiving
>Christian Sexual inventory
>Leading a prayer group
>Safety vehicle information
>Smoke/food/ health concerns
>Boredom/ get out of it
>Exercise and Vitamins
>Starting a business
>Market yourself as viable
>God, Earth and Infinity
>Learn to be a loving person
>Lease a car or buy how-to
>Chemistry of beauty products
>Fast car solutions
>U-r-down-up is solution
>Learning to hug and touch
>Custom topics available too
At this time: E-mail request and sent U.S mail or other delivery for transcripts purchase.
We are Slowly prompt
We may deny anyone
This service may end
We know nothing
Not respondible for handling
Couldn't care
Treated with some love
Kindness abounds
Ideas may not work for you!
