We claim to be the best fruitcake re-cyclers and this may or may not be true but for sure this is embellished and vitamins may be needed for those who lose a valued fruitcake and our burial service even though it is said to be great and with reverence may be interrupted by a wild beast which has been known to dig into burial chambers and if you put jewelry on your be-loved fruitcake we know that it is not smart because of tomb raiders who would dig up the remains and upset the balance of the service and maybe have to be buried again because of desecration of the rum spirits in the fruitcake thus fumes may or may not ignite and cremation may or may not be the way to go unless you choose a burial tin which should last about one year to life or a little less and tombstones are of the finest gift from God when it comes to limestone and there is an extra cost to embellishments which are like relishes and go on top of things or may be consumed by good prople with good intentions and eulogies are things that go with music and we keep the cds or tapes and may stand around and sing, drink and laugh and whether or not the testimonials are true or have been embellished we have no records and they may be dead or not anything of value and will not do anything out of or in the ordinary that may or may not constitute fraud and reprinting of this is against all diets and laws for speed limits and paying taxes or finding employment for the people who need help and mental anguish or tiny print is not to be used as a reason in a court of law.
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